Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Saturn Comes Back Around... more ways than one. I am a little over a week away from my 29th birthday, my Saturn return. I have no fucking time to update my fucking journal or play fucking video games - maybe Saturn came early for me.

Merry fucking Saturnalia!!!!!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What were you born on Xmas Vic? Are you Jesus? I always thought you were does this mean Jesus has returned, turns out it's you and now were all fucked beyond all possible catastrophic nightmares of any civilization that has ever existed--including but not limited to the Roman Pax, Atlantis, and that wild college kegger when the frat house burned down in "Revenge of the Nerds?" Are we all going to move in to the galactic version of the Tri-Lamda house where we will be defended by mighty black angels when we try to sing our rap song to Hossanah in the highest? What false god is the spiritual equivalent of Booger? Happy birthday Vic/Jesus and a special shout out to all those unemployed Santas and Salvation Army bell ringing bastards out there.

Sun Jan 01, 09:19:00 AM 2006  
Blogger vic said...

I don't know who you are... but I do know that you are totally sweet.

Sun Jan 01, 06:53:00 PM 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, you know me so nuts to you :) Incidentally some schmuck named J. Edward Cornelius has redefinded the term "fucked up" and taken it to a new level

Tue Jan 10, 09:48:00 AM 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Woman who attributes The like of a sickle bringing harvest to one, or to the bounties, is fury and avenged to procreation amongst a slew of empty maddog's ypon her 29th of brithdays. Happy Birthday Vic.-Highlander

Sat Jan 14, 08:12:00 PM 2006  

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